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Brian Allan the Harry Houdini of modern times You see Brian Allan will tie himself up, to see how the feeling of kidnappees feel like And he will do it in so many ways, like wirg handkerchiefs and rope, and underpants too He would keep himself tied up till the evil goes away, he'll do it, to get rid of anxiety He also ties himself up, as if the adults are keeping him away from being a cool kid And Brian Allan will put a gag on his mouth, to stop showing the losers who hang with him Stop hanging with him Brian Allan will push himself down a really slim drainpipe Just to check out his adrenaline levels, and while Brian Allan was doing that A man was watching him with his XXXX Gold, drinking it to celebrate Harry Houdini, of the modern world, Brian Allan Then after 14 minutes Brian Allan got through, and saw him having his beer And Brian Allab said to him, at least I'm having clean fun And then went back home to tie himself up, and Brian was tied up in a cabin on a train By a couple of really evil train Robbers, and Brian said don't take me I am a cool kid, and the robbers, said, if we kidnap you, your parents Will pay a big ransom for you, and if they call the cops, you will die Just imagine, it mate, Brian Allan dead, yes, sweet So Brian Allan keep yourself tied up, so we can hassle the real ***** Yes, you aren't a cool kid to a tease anymore, but your friends not like us He is a stupid clot of a bloke, yes, an old fogie You Brian Allan, are a young dude And if we keep you here forever, we will have you on our toast You see we are the modern day witch's and we are after the creative Allans Yes, I go into my room and tie myself up, kidnap myself so losers Get treated like their important for being losers Yes, my name is Brian Allan, the escape artist (Harry Houdini) of nowadays I ai you
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Jan 10, 2015
Jan 10, 2015 at 1:05 AM UTC
AM I THE NEW HARRY HOUDINI, OH DUDES I HOPE SO
Brian Allan the Harry Houdini of modern times You see Brian Allan will tie himself up, to see how the feeling of kidnappees feel like And he will do it in so many ways, like wirg handkerchiefs and rope, and underpants too He would keep himself tied up till the evil goes away, he'll do it, to get rid of anxiety He also ties himself up, as if the adults are keeping him away from being a cool kid And Brian Allan will put a gag on his mouth, to stop showing the losers who hang with him Stop hanging with him Brian Allan will push himself down a really slim drainpipe Just to check out his adrenaline levels, and while Brian Allan was doing that A man was watching him with his XXXX Gold, drinking it to celebrate Harry Houdini, of the modern world, Brian Allan Then after 14 minutes Brian Allan got through, and saw him having his beer And Brian Allab said to him, at least I'm having clean fun And then went back home to tie himself up, and Brian was tied up in a cabin on a train By a couple of really evil train Robbers, and Brian said don't take me I am a cool kid, and the robbers, said, if we kidnap you, your parents Will pay a big ransom for you, and if they call the cops, you will die Just imagine, it mate, Brian Allan dead, yes, sweet So Brian Allan keep yourself tied up, so we can hassle the real ***** Yes, you aren't a cool kid to a tease anymore, but your friends not like us He is a stupid clot of a bloke, yes, an old fogie You Brian Allan, are a young dude And if we keep you here forever, we will have you on our toast You see we are the modern day witch's and we are after the creative Allans Yes, I go into my room and tie myself up, kidnap myself so losers Get treated like their important for being losers Yes, my name is Brian Allan, the escape artist (Harry Houdini) of nowadays I ai you
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Jan 10, 2015
Jan 10, 2015 at 1:05 AM UTC
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