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THE ALLAN FAMILY STORY, THE BOOZING PARTY YOU SEE, LIKE MOST YOUNG DUDES, I LIKE PARTYING ANDS I HAD TO CELEBRATE THE END OF SCHOOL SOMEHOW, SO I ASKED DAD AND MUM, IF I CAN INVITE ALL MY MATES, FROM SCHOOL, LIKE STEVE AND ALL THE OTHER GANG FROM RAID BASKETBALL, YA SEE PARTIES START AS A GOOD THING, BUT MY PARENTS ENDED UP BEING A FREE TAXI SERVICE FOR ALL THOSE DRUNKEN PARTY GOERS, AND YES, I WANTED THE PARTY BECAUSE I LIKED THE ATMOSPHERE OF ALIX’S PARTY AND ALL MY OTHER FAMILY’S PARTIES YA SEE, MY DAD AND MUM, ARE VERY HELPFUL AS THEY DROVE EVERYONE HOME THAT NIGHT YOU SEE, THEY HAD ROPE, AND I VISIONED THEY WERE GOING TO TIE ME UP WITH IT SAYING, I AM NOT A COOL KID, BUT I KNEW THE MATES I WAS NEAR, WERE THE BEST MATES FOR ME YOU SEE, I CAN’T STAND, HOME PARTIES, SINCE THAT DAY, CAUSE EDDIE WAS GOING I AM SURE THERE WAS A FEW GATECRASHERS, AND I REMEMBER, THAT THE YOUNGER DUDES WERE MY BEST MATES I EVER HAD, CAUSE, THEY PARTIED WITH ME BETTER, AND WE MADE A FEW MISTAKES, AND I AM SURE I HEARD STEVE SING LIVING NEXT DOOR TO ALAN BY RODNEY RUDE AND OTHER GREAT RODNEY RUDE SONGS YOU SEE, I WAS DRUNK ON ***** BACK THEN, YA KNOW IWAS SINGING, EVERY HEAVY METAL SONG AND PATRICK WAS PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES, WITH HIS BROTHERS, YOU SEE, I LIKED THE IDEA, OF A PARTY LIKE THIS, BUT AS MUCH AS I DISAGEE WITH MY PARENTS PARTY MODE I DO BELIEVE IN THEY DID THAT FOR LOVE, BUT, I WANTED ALL MY MATES TO TREAT ME LIKE A REGULAR TEENAGERS, HAVING A PARTY, I JUST WANTED ALL THESE DUDES TO LIKE ME NOT TIE ME UP, NOT PRETEND TO BE GAY, NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS I STILL WANT HOME PARTIES, IT’S FUN, BUT I MUST GROW UP AND BE A ARTIST A WRITER ABD A YOUTUBE ENTERTAINER DAD WAS WORRIED THAT NOBODY WANTED TO MUCK WITH ME, IN COOL DUDE GROUPS I DON’T WANT TO BE A LITTLE PARENTS BOY, ANYMORE I WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS OVER TO MY HOUSE FOR PARTIES THAT IS WHY I GAVE UP MY JOB, TO BECOME AN ARTIST WRITER AND PLAY ACTOR I PERFORM ON YOUTUBE, TO MAKE MEV FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF I HATED THAT PARTY, EVERYONE WAS EVERYWHERE, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE AN ADULT THAT NOBODY LIKES I WAS SHOWING MY BROTHER, WHO USED TO SAY, PARTYING ISN’T THE RIGHT THING FOR YOU BRIAN HA HA HA HA HA HA, I SAID, YEAH IT’S THE RIGHT THING FOR ME, BUT NOT FOR ME WHETHER I WAS SHY BACK THEN OR NOT, THIS IS WHAT I AM FEELING I STILL LIKE PARTYING THOUGH, AND THAT IS HOW MY PARENTS BECAME SPECIAL TAXI SERVICES FOR THE DRUNK I PARTY ON YOUTUBE, NOW, AND I AM PROUD OF IT AND I PARTY IN CLUBS AND ON THE ROADS I AM CAREFUL THOUGH THAT I DON’T GET BULLIED I AM AN ALLAN, ALIEN FROM THE PLANET FUN WHICH MEANS I AM THE ONLY FUN DUDE AROUND
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Jan 9, 2015
Jan 9, 2015 at 5:49 AM UTC
THE ALLAN FAMILY STORY THE ***** CAR
THE ALLAN FAMILY STORY, THE BOOZING PARTY YOU SEE, LIKE MOST YOUNG DUDES, I LIKE PARTYING ANDS I HAD TO CELEBRATE THE END OF SCHOOL SOMEHOW, SO I ASKED DAD AND MUM, IF I CAN INVITE ALL MY MATES, FROM SCHOOL, LIKE STEVE AND ALL THE OTHER GANG FROM RAID BASKETBALL, YA SEE PARTIES START AS A GOOD THING, BUT MY PARENTS ENDED UP BEING A FREE TAXI SERVICE FOR ALL THOSE DRUNKEN PARTY GOERS, AND YES, I WANTED THE PARTY BECAUSE I LIKED THE ATMOSPHERE OF ALIX’S PARTY AND ALL MY OTHER FAMILY’S PARTIES YA SEE, MY DAD AND MUM, ARE VERY HELPFUL AS THEY DROVE EVERYONE HOME THAT NIGHT YOU SEE, THEY HAD ROPE, AND I VISIONED THEY WERE GOING TO TIE ME UP WITH IT SAYING, I AM NOT A COOL KID, BUT I KNEW THE MATES I WAS NEAR, WERE THE BEST MATES FOR ME YOU SEE, I CAN’T STAND, HOME PARTIES, SINCE THAT DAY, CAUSE EDDIE WAS GOING I AM SURE THERE WAS A FEW GATECRASHERS, AND I REMEMBER, THAT THE YOUNGER DUDES WERE MY BEST MATES I EVER HAD, CAUSE, THEY PARTIED WITH ME BETTER, AND WE MADE A FEW MISTAKES, AND I AM SURE I HEARD STEVE SING LIVING NEXT DOOR TO ALAN BY RODNEY RUDE AND OTHER GREAT RODNEY RUDE SONGS YOU SEE, I WAS DRUNK ON ***** BACK THEN, YA KNOW IWAS SINGING, EVERY HEAVY METAL SONG AND PATRICK WAS PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES, WITH HIS BROTHERS, YOU SEE, I LIKED THE IDEA, OF A PARTY LIKE THIS, BUT AS MUCH AS I DISAGEE WITH MY PARENTS PARTY MODE I DO BELIEVE IN THEY DID THAT FOR LOVE, BUT, I WANTED ALL MY MATES TO TREAT ME LIKE A REGULAR TEENAGERS, HAVING A PARTY, I JUST WANTED ALL THESE DUDES TO LIKE ME NOT TIE ME UP, NOT PRETEND TO BE GAY, NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS I STILL WANT HOME PARTIES, IT’S FUN, BUT I MUST GROW UP AND BE A ARTIST A WRITER ABD A YOUTUBE ENTERTAINER DAD WAS WORRIED THAT NOBODY WANTED TO MUCK WITH ME, IN COOL DUDE GROUPS I DON’T WANT TO BE A LITTLE PARENTS BOY, ANYMORE I WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS OVER TO MY HOUSE FOR PARTIES THAT IS WHY I GAVE UP MY JOB, TO BECOME AN ARTIST WRITER AND PLAY ACTOR I PERFORM ON YOUTUBE, TO MAKE MEV FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF I HATED THAT PARTY, EVERYONE WAS EVERYWHERE, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE AN ADULT THAT NOBODY LIKES I WAS SHOWING MY BROTHER, WHO USED TO SAY, PARTYING ISN’T THE RIGHT THING FOR YOU BRIAN HA HA HA HA HA HA, I SAID, YEAH IT’S THE RIGHT THING FOR ME, BUT NOT FOR ME WHETHER I WAS SHY BACK THEN OR NOT, THIS IS WHAT I AM FEELING I STILL LIKE PARTYING THOUGH, AND THAT IS HOW MY PARENTS BECAME SPECIAL TAXI SERVICES FOR THE DRUNK I PARTY ON YOUTUBE, NOW, AND I AM PROUD OF IT AND I PARTY IN CLUBS AND ON THE ROADS I AM CAREFUL THOUGH THAT I DON’T GET BULLIED I AM AN ALLAN, ALIEN FROM THE PLANET FUN WHICH MEANS I AM THE ONLY FUN DUDE AROUND
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Jan 9, 2015 at 5:49 AM UTC
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