By Arcassin B & Mayas
Mayas : After an exhausting day
I'm ready to get some groceries to cook dinner
I'm thinking a nice...
Holy! Look at those muscles.
I'll have whatever he's having.
Or just him...
Yummy.
Maybe I'll just bump my cart into his
and start up a casual conversation.
I turn the aisle and am,
Slowly coming up to him...
Oh $#!+ !!!
Why is it wet.
I slip and fall.
Taking down all the cereal with me.
**** it.
Trying to look cute and fail...
This day just keeps going from bad to worse...
But hey this worked out better than I thought.
Beautiful blue eyes looking me over.
Strong arms picking me up.
I should I have pretended to pass out
That way he could have given my CPR.
But his strong muscly arms picking me up are okay.
Oh happy ****** day.
AB: Mayas girl you funny as hell ,
You win ,
I got nothing,
God that was so **** funny :-D :-D :-D
Jan 8, 2015
Jan 8, 2015 at 4:18 PM UTC
By Arcassin B & Mayas
Mayas : After an exhausting day
I'm ready to get some groceries to cook dinner
I'm thinking a nice...
Holy! Look at those muscles.
I'll have whatever he's having.
Or just him...
Yummy.
Maybe I'll just bump my cart into his
and start up a casual conversation.
I turn the aisle and am,
Slowly coming up to him...
Oh $#!+ !!!
Why is it wet.
I slip and fall.
Taking down all the cereal with me.
**** it.
Trying to look cute and fail...
This day just keeps going from bad to worse...
But hey this worked out better than I thought.
Beautiful blue eyes looking me over.
Strong arms picking me up.
I should I have pretended to pass out
That way he could have given my CPR.
But his strong muscly arms picking me up are okay.
Oh happy ****** day.
AB: Mayas girl you funny as hell ,
You win ,
I got nothing,
God that was so **** funny :-D :-D :-D
My gawd lol so ******* funny
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