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Man, you know what's good? I ****** this fine ***** last... *Dude, **** yeah. I heard you been tellin...* Son, you need to treat women with more respect. Remember when i... Dad, i heard your stories already. It won't happen again, i'm... Guys, are you sick of being single? This new website is... **** okay. Am i really doing this? I guess it's not that...* Bro, are you really using a dating site? why can't you just get girls like... Normal? Is this normal? No, i should cancel my... Sweetie, i saw that coffee girl making eyes at you when we were... Blond with the notebook? No, that's just Brin. We have... Blond with the **** Dude you gotta tap that before... Bro, I told you, we're just... *** why don't you just go talk to her? She's... You aren't listening, I... Weak, you haven't ****** in months. She looks like she gives... Who knows? Maybe I just... Son, i noticed in the computer history; you aren't... Gay? No, dad i was just... Boy, men don't do that **** Stop... Maybe, maybe that guy was right. Maybe i'm too... Dude, punch me right here. My abs are... Man, i mean should i really be... Never, you're never going to find a nice girl with that haircut. What's a mother to... Girl? Well i guess it has gotten kinda... Hey, i was thinking, do you want to maybe... Friends, friends right? You want to... Playa, you're such a playa. Now you got... Man, i swear... Baby, i love you. Do you love... Love, I...You, I...Don't... Men know that providing for your family is the best way to... We aren't even that... Cuz, remember when i stole that... Dude, you almost got... Boys, are you ready for some hot fun? Just click... Guys can...do that to... Strong, or maybe bigger? I just wish i couldn't see your... Babe, i'm already going to the... Mister? Why do you wear make up? Isn't that for... No, those are just my eyes. It's how i was... Sorry, look. You just never shared your feelings and in the bedroom i... Honey, we were doing so well, i thought i was making you... ***** stop crying you ******* I'm sorry, i was... ****** pay attention or i'll... I wasn't doing... Pretty boy, i bet you like it in... i'm not like that, i... Son, we said you have to play at least one sport: It'll toughen... i just don't... Monday Night Football! The... i wish dad... Dude she's so drunk i bet you could... i... My **** is much bigger than... i... Men can stop **** men are part of the... i... He for She, an organization where... Hollywood ***** passed out on the... Why don't you just order one of them Russian... Gifts for him! He'll love this new... **** me, **** me. Yea, **** me so... *"...and then, Jill, i started asking myself: Why are our boys doing so poorly in school, in America at least? Who's making our boys be so ****** about *** and violence, i mean, as a mother i'm certainly doing the best for my kids... Then it just hit me."*
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Dec 22, 2014
Dec 22, 2014 at 12:14 AM UTC
Boys Boys Boys
Man, you know what's good? I ****** this fine ***** last... *Dude, **** yeah. I heard you been tellin...* Son, you need to treat women with more respect. Remember when i... Dad, i heard your stories already. It won't happen again, i'm... Guys, are you sick of being single? This new website is... **** okay. Am i really doing this? I guess it's not that...* Bro, are you really using a dating site? why can't you just get girls like... Normal? Is this normal? No, i should cancel my... Sweetie, i saw that coffee girl making eyes at you when we were... Blond with the notebook? No, that's just Brin. We have... Blond with the **** Dude you gotta tap that before... Bro, I told you, we're just... *** why don't you just go talk to her? She's... You aren't listening, I... Weak, you haven't ****** in months. She looks like she gives... Who knows? Maybe I just... Son, i noticed in the computer history; you aren't... Gay? No, dad i was just... Boy, men don't do that **** Stop... Maybe, maybe that guy was right. Maybe i'm too... Dude, punch me right here. My abs are... Man, i mean should i really be... Never, you're never going to find a nice girl with that haircut. What's a mother to... Girl? Well i guess it has gotten kinda... Hey, i was thinking, do you want to maybe... Friends, friends right? You want to... Playa, you're such a playa. Now you got... Man, i swear... Baby, i love you. Do you love... Love, I...You, I...Don't... Men know that providing for your family is the best way to... We aren't even that... Cuz, remember when i stole that... Dude, you almost got... Boys, are you ready for some hot fun? Just click... Guys can...do that to... Strong, or maybe bigger? I just wish i couldn't see your... Babe, i'm already going to the... Mister? Why do you wear make up? Isn't that for... No, those are just my eyes. It's how i was... Sorry, look. You just never shared your feelings and in the bedroom i... Honey, we were doing so well, i thought i was making you... ***** stop crying you ******* I'm sorry, i was... ****** pay attention or i'll... I wasn't doing... Pretty boy, i bet you like it in... i'm not like that, i... Son, we said you have to play at least one sport: It'll toughen... i just don't... Monday Night Football! The... i wish dad... Dude she's so drunk i bet you could... i... My **** is much bigger than... i... Men can stop **** men are part of the... i... He for She, an organization where... Hollywood ***** passed out on the... Why don't you just order one of them Russian... Gifts for him! He'll love this new... **** me, **** me. Yea, **** me so... *"...and then, Jill, i started asking myself: Why are our boys doing so poorly in school, in America at least? Who's making our boys be so ****** about *** and violence, i mean, as a mother i'm certainly doing the best for my kids... Then it just hit me."*
Cited System of a Down Fox News UN Conference: He For She Papa Roach Monday Night Football
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Dec 22, 2014
Dec 22, 2014 at 12:14 AM UTC
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