Let me tell you about my best friend and how nothing can be tip toed around coyly because in this woven trampoline of past mistakes and future midnight dates there is a sense of safety in knowing that anything can be said like, stop doing that, it's annoying it's not that I don't love you or don't wear that, trust me it's not that you're unattractive the truth never hurts, but more is reassuring knowing its not misconstrued by alternative motives and my best friend knows it takes a 12-pack and ice cream for the deeper scars but it probably takes a 12-pack and ice cream for a casual night in because its not about what resources we have every night is hugged in laughter and will be a story that starts with "remember when?" and have you had anyone sit by your side without a budge when you've been drinking for 6 hours and you think you're hilarious when you're not because my best friend shuts down the bar with me and doesn't drag me out at 1:00am in fear of what could happen after 2 from questioning sanity to a socks off netflix party you see my best friend make me angry in a, "why the **** do you have to be right about that" it's a hardly a pity and my best friend makes me choke because though my smile large, my laughter can't escape fast enough and if you can't rock a dance floor and mash the buttons on a controller to victory after hiking up a mountain and getting a degree, because we're smart you see if you can't pull it together after 3 hours of sleep and still love life there's a chance this poem isn't about you but if your cards are stacked high and with each passing line you're nodding with a smile chances are, the relationship I have with you is an everlasting masterpiece of coyly placed disasters handled with grace and nights vibrating on bass and sarcasm chances are... the relationship I have with you is everything and thats just the thing about my best friend