A backwoods lobotomy filling a five-gallon bucket While her parents watched in earnest Her head was just too big I think she is pregnant Then take care of it, just use the rusty coat hanger method This bucket will need emptying first Feed the slop to the swine It looks like you two are going to be grandparents This grotesque, mutilated corpse of an unborn No, it looks like the pigs will be well-fed in the morning How long until slaughter? Hurry up and it will be done