Today walked down the street in my wheel chair Rode the bus and train but forgot to be pay the taxi fare Found my self with a blind guy who gave me directions Got educated by an eighty year old on morning erections
Held an interesting conversation with a deaf friend Listened to a book with no meaning and no end Sitting down made my legs hurt but mostly my heels Skinned an orange, threw out the bad stuff and ate the peel
Breakdanced the morning moon with a dude who didn’t have legs Simmered the night sun with tea that was poured out of kegs Had dinner with a vegetarian and we shared my steak dish Also, we swam in the sky with a remarkable flying fish
Saw a janitor perform heart surgery on a machine While the doctor told a cricket what was wrong with his spleen Wrote lyrics with a dyslexic composer on a piano Tanned on the beach lines of Alaska with a dark albino
Found my way thru the day with a dull flashlight Slithered around with a snake that offered a colorful sight Today was a day much more opposite than any other Is this the confusion you had when you saw me with my lover?