We ran low on grass and leaves Yes, to eat and lose our brains. We are sculptors, the artists Who mold minds beholden To dried tubers, leftover from The smithy winter, gnawed Treadsweet atop a hike of Lowdown proportions, Seen with an upturned glance, Where atop their mountainrange A light pinkpurple sky waning orange To ******* heights greeting with despair And thrusting up a torch to the air With idyllic and winsome divine, An event, this epic and christening, Illustrated to every relief and contour By a prompted member of our party, A respectable integral to the species, To roar behind with vigor and flatulence And such stench to twist the nose, Laughing in his hand chocolate, Warning of the flags raised in the distance. A moment of premonitory silence.