What are you talking about?! Of course I like to live in the past! Sure, it's painful at times, But oh so familiar! There are signposts everywhere; You don't get lost in the past. And it's comfortable too, And so well-furnished; it has My favorite books and music, Though I could lose some of the people. I keep an eye out constantly for Wear and tear; I fix up and mend the past. You would like what I've done with the place, Come visit me sometime. No, you're right, I didn't always live there; Before I moved in, I used to Live in the future.