If I could I'd probably Try to see if you wanted to accompany me, to an innocent breakfast. "I like my bagels toasted, with thick cream cheese in the middle please." But to be honest, I don't know that I wouldn't want more than just an innocent breakfast sandwich. "Also, can you add chocolate syrup to that iced coffee? Strange, but it's how I want it, please." I'd look over my bagel to see if you were enjoying your croissant, and possibly try to get you to sip my coffee. All the while staring heavily at your lips; All the while I would silently beg for you to hold on to me like you do that French pastry. All the while wishing you would look at me the same way as my bagel & coffee are looking at me now. "One more thing, could I get some napkins and a straw please? Thank you." But I know It would never be innocent breakfast because I will always want more.