The cat was sitting there licking his ***** . He stops suddenly and looks at me , like for seconds . Then he seems to say , "What? It can happen ." Then all the boys there are wishing they could lick their ***** and they wouldn't have to fool with women . It's a good thing their fathers couldn't . Mary comes in wearing shorts that shows her **** and a t-shirt so tight her ******* stick way out . Mary had big ******* , the kind a baby could find on any dark night (or ***** boyfriend) Tonight Mary had neither and she was looking for a download from anyone . Uploads would do too . Mary liked to be on top of her game .