Insomnia came knocking on my door at half-past three. The Angel of Death had long passed out, fishnets tight around her throat, a ***** needle dangling from just below the knee; the Tooth Fairy was trading milk teeth for ***** on the corner of Fear and Doubt with a nervous gentleman who had a head like a goat.
Insomnia knocked three times, and let herself in, tatty robes behind her like torn leather, scraping over cold tiles, over my skin; sweet lullabies oozed over her chapped lips in a voice as old as dry weather, a storm of emotions conjured, a concoction of cold blood, sour grapes, and bad trips.
Insomnia stayed the night, stretched out on my bed, told me to write something nice about her, or the curve of her armpits instead; I canβt, I said, theyβre dreadlocked in fur, so I crawled in next to her, put my head on her breast. A sigh of satisfaction moistened her lips, *There, there, deary, lets take a rest.