My Dearest Mademoiselle,
I write u in deepest despair.
My thoughts linger only on
U and ur beauty.  When was
The last time we spent so long
Out of eachothers arms? I do
Realize my terrible mistake,
That wretch meant nothing
2me.  Thou art the only rose
in my garden, fairest and most
beautiful of all the flowers.
Please forgive such a fool in
His lowest hour.
Respectfully and most
Sincerely your love.


Dear Tool,
1, just cuz u watched
Pride and Prejudice once
Doesn’t mean u can talk
Like that.  2 she may be the
Fairest flower but u should
Not have a garden in the
First place. 3 never text
Apologies! U might send
Them to “the wretch”
By accident – way to go
Champ. Sincerely and
Never again yours,
- the terrible mistake