There's a point in life where examination and reevaluation is necessary.
When you feel as though you've hit not rock bottom, but the bottom of the rocky depths in below freezing oceanic waters
Where only eels would prefer to thrive.

And this place is when gay movie *** turns you on due to lack of ****** ******* in your own life.

I have reached the ocean's floor and am slowly drowning in a mixture of embarrassment and shame
As I watch my dad's eyebrows raise while I
Too intensely stare at the TV screen.


I understand if you judge, but for a moment just remember that all you ******* have a **** to go home to.
Then give a girl some sympathy.