Nov 2014
This Is How To Be Cool:
Step 1:
Hate people.
Hating people is in.
This should build up the sense
of mystery most
people you now hate will
be attracted to.
Don't enjoy the company of people
you now know why you
hate and ask yourself why you
didn’t do this sooner and why only most things seem the same.
Step 2:
Wear shoes.
Wear shoes as
comfortable as
middle aged men that
don’t please their wives now
that well anymore.
Step 3:
Lose sense of time.
Lock yourself in a garage
with no windows that has 2
TV’s that play different things.
Have limited water. Have friends
that you tell to buy you malt and even still
cheaper *****.
Listen to not stop talk
of the grade of **** in strip clubs at a $ per/for a
tall boy all day happy hour/s.
If you have or had a phone or a clock hide it.
If you have or had a sun dial or set of fingers
set it or them in front or in-between 1 or 2
of the t.v.s
so it or them always tells close to the same
2 times.
Never, not even for a moment, look at them.
Step 4:
(4a)Watch.
Watch an old man walk an ugly dog
with a bag of **** in his hand.
(4b):Come to 1 or 2 safe conclusions
about why the man has ****
in his hand/s.
(4c):Come to exactly 2 [(4ci) and (4cii)] unsafe conclusions and write them on the bottoms of separate chairs in an IKEA warehouse store.
(4ci)The man needs to theoq **** at someone nearby.
(4cii)The man has a collection. A stockpiled **** supply.
(4d) Reference and annotate your secret **** propaganda.
Step 5:
Go someplace.
Go someplace you
do not belong you
will make yourself unknown you
will develop a cult nonfollowing.
Step 6:
Write a poem.
Write a poem using useless metaphors to
end a poem that doesn’t seems to be about
women but the poem at the end and inside of this first poem is about
one anyways.
Example:
You're a book just closed,
you aren’t done yet,
Your drawing yourself out
Waiting on someone else to return.
You are a sun just
set, you can’t be seen.
All the lights you left behind
have limits in the streets they shine in.
You are a photograph of a photograph
of an unfinished drawing:
a pointlessly layered mystery about
something someone somewhere
has already finished and made
better without you.
You are a woman
the least concrete image with
the least valid explanation.
Step 7:
Lie to your audience and end the
poem in an only slightly less useless
fashion then I told you to previously plan to. This is not about a relationship, this is about being ******* cool. About remaining in a slow waiding motion through yourself the planet like spin of a fire kicking up and consuming the last of the air around it, Nothing will happen to you. You will only make things more clear around you.
Step 1:
Hate people.
Hating people is in.
This should build up the sense
of mystery most
people you now hate will
be attracted to.
Don't enjoy the company of people
you now know why you
hate and ask yourself why you
didn’t do this sooner and why only most things seem the same.
Step 2:
Wear shoes.
Wear shoes as
comfortable as
middle aged men that
don’t please their wives now
that well anymore.
Step 3:
Lose sense of time.
Lock yourself in a garage
with no windows that has 2
TV’s that play different things.
Have limited water. Have friends
that you tell to buy you malt and even still
cheaper *****.
Listen to not stop talk
of the grade of **** in strip clubs at a $ per/for a
tall boy all day happy hour/s.
If you have or had a phone or a clock hide it.
If you have or had a sun dial or set of fingers
set it or them in front or in-between 1 or 2
of the t.v.s
so it or them always tells close to the same
2 times.
Never, not even for a moment, look at them.
Step 4:
(4a)Watch.
Watch an old man walk an ugly dog
with a bag of **** in his hand.
(4b):Come to 1 or 2 safe conclusions
about why the man has ****
in his hand/s.
(4c):Come to exactly 2 [(4ci) and (4cii)] unsafe conclusions and write them on the bottoms of separate chairs in an IKEA warehouse store.
(4ci)The man needs to theoq **** at someone nearby.
(4cii)The man has a collection. A stockpiled **** supply.
(4d) Reference and annotate your secret **** propaganda.
Step 5:
Go someplace.
Go someplace you
do not belong you
will make yourself unknown you
will develop a cult nonfollowing.
Step 6:
Write a poem.
Write a poem using useless metaphors to
end a poem that doesn’t seems to be about
women but the poem at the end and inside of this first poem is about
one anyways.
Example:
You're a book just closed,
you aren’t done yet,
Your drawing yourself out
Waiting on someone else to return.
You are a sun just
set, you can’t be seen.
All the lights you left behind
have limits in the streets they shine in.
You are a photograph of a photograph
of an unfinished drawing:
a pointlessly layered mystery about
something someone somewhere
has already finished and made
better without you.
You are a woman
the least concrete image with
the least valid explanation.
Step 7:
Lie to your audience and end the
poem in an only slightly less useless
fashion then I told you to previously plan to. This is not about a relationship, this is about being ******* cool. About remaining in a slow waiding motion through yourself the planet like spin of a fire kicking up and consuming the last of the air around it, Nothing will happen to you. You will only make things more clear around you.
