complacency will be the death of me. run full speed ahead as I catch the northbound bus to Portland, whispering "aha, we meet again," as a way of keeping me on my toes. get my adrenaline pumping, use your british accent to make me lose control. I need to inject some excitement in through my arm, and you'll be the one to do it. these things can be done cheaply and they can be done often.
I was inspired by one of these craiglist ads. http://www.businessinsider.com/11-absolutely-bizarre-craigslist-ads-2013-8?op=1