The TV people scare me sometimes. They are always saying bad things. They do so with an air of confidence and reassurance. They fill your head with narcotic gossip and Everyone salivates over the tasty words. The addicted watch with anticipation. Eating up every juicy bit. The worse the news, the tastier. The media is an all-you-can-eat buffet For the cynical lovers of catch 22’s and Murphy’s law They gag on the good news Altruism, the Golden Rule, honest to goodness people That doesn’t taste so good It doesn’t give us our fix You need the bad to have the good And we only like the good to emphasize the bad The audacity of the TV people; how dare they tell good news Good news doesn’t sell Bad news is good news