Hi, I'm (insert name here).
And I'm an [addict] to addiction
or
whichever drug will hit the hardest,
take me highest,
make me numb,
[or occasionally feel alive] --
(like you, your love, good ***, caffeine and sleep)
or maybe,
(online shopping, charming smiles, loud music and doting words).
But never
c.h.e.m.i.c.a.l.s.
I wouldn't touch the stuff.
Like it matters...
They're all pain killers and sedatives,
to me.