when it comes to work I have been told "work smarter not harder"...

I say "you ever notice people who tell you that work harder than anyone else".


when it comes to money I have been told "one in the hand is worth two in the bush"

I say "I want all three"


when it comes to family and friends I have been told "you can't pick your family"

I say "thats true but I can choose to ignore that fact"


when it comes to enemies I have been told "**** them with kindness"....

well I say "**** them with any method that suits you"