They came from the deep sky with conquest in their eye not content with the trees they were here to squeeze us Drove us underground put us in zoos wailing and gnashing our only sound hairy devils they ate Gary Neville.. tried to eat Vinnie Jones He ate them, burped, and spat out all the bones "Oi! monkey breath!" his battle cry He rallied humanity he would not let us die... Got riled up, called in his Hollywood pals started kicking-*** and seducing gals Rowdy Roddy Piper and Van-Damme left those flying monkeys looking like chewed ham They released mankind from slavery saving us from certain doom The Fall of The Flying Monkeys in a theatre near you soon.....
This title was a line in one of John Gonzos finest.......