******* and your dear old trains, hard seats and beat staff selling rip-off chaff on chariots of mass profits. The **** merchant gazes through dead eyes and scratched plastic as he charges up my **** with an astronomical figure. A smile on his bosses face as he races into his office with more bloated profits is all he can think of as he sinks my high hopes into an oblivion of rage. "*******" I tell him as he flashes his price, 'that's twice what I've already paid', but "mind your language" is all he says as if that's worse than ****** a man half your age. He can't use his brain independently from the movement of his masters strings, he must watch the news as if he's staring at his personal kings - what a *****. All I can do now is accept my fate of a few boring dates with the telephone and my mates at East Mids Trains, but that's in the future and the **** merchant's in the past, now I speed towards memories I hope will far outlast that **** behind the plastic and the ***** to whom his thoughts are cast. Bring on The Big Smoke.