It's really hard to see the world when you cant even leave the house.
No im not staring at your ***'s just admiring the uhh fabric of that blouse.

Mickey mouse sure is a ***** since he started doing crack.
Put minnie out on the street.
Daisy's out there to ?
im not even gonna say what I seen her do with pluto
but i want my money back.

Crystal **** and coffee starbucks really has changed.
Really Tommy  stop slipping your sister the tongue.
Really dont look at it as lynched prisoner why not think of it as
well hung.

Im sorta demented and well just not right
everyone admits.
I hope this isnt to forward but hey can i see your ***'s
You can swear you were just drunk sweetheart but Gonzo
never forgets.

Hey thank God for night vision and my sugar's drunken mother.
Boy naked twister sure is awkward.
Watching three mules with sister Sara and my wife's
kinda well sensitive brother.

Im one of a kind  thank the lord.
A pervert of  the ages.
Gotta thank my mom and dad  and jack dainels
such magic was created that night in back of
the sizzler  in that old ford.

Im a old G and not the spot.
Drinking till my liver kicks out.
Heaven isnt my style besides everyone knows
its in hell my wicked mind shall forever rot.

He  should be banned every pen named
complaining time of the month  *****  submits.
If ya hate me your wasting your time sugar britches.
Keep on talkin  cause kidies Gonzo never forgets