Red Lace Is Something
I’ve only ever heard about.
Never seen.
Big Hips, Tiny Waist
Isn’t real in my world.
Just TV.
Tight Seamless Dresses
And a flattering sillouhette:
Flattery?
Danger: Curves Ahead,
Comparing me to thrilling.
Not me.
Real Women Have These:
It’s either me or my best friend.
Always neither.
Bossom Buddies, Close Knit
Shower buddies using soap.
Never clean.