As much as I wanted to rule the Candy Kingdom,
My hair is not pink, nor is it a bubblegum.

And when I sought to live in another dimension,
The lumpy space princess had already taken the throne.

I heard of flame princess too. Yes, that girl's on fire!
But to burn unceasingly is something I don't desire.

So I faced the mirror, and stared too long at my pale skin.
Asked myself, could I be Marceline – the Vampire Queen?

Yet there was always something I lacked to be "Princess Somebody"
Hence I gave up becoming one since the world is full of it already.

Instead, like Jake's best buddy – the human - Finn,
I gladly became your "forever alone" companion.