There was no kiss
so I kissed her
Passionately
The stuff I was saving for you
And to be honest,
It was probably better
than yours.
And also,
that's the way you spell
"probably"

Sure, I'm hung up on you
I hope your camping trip is wonderful
wonderfully plagued with thoughts of me
You know what you're missing---
Well, some.
It will feel so gratifying
when I see you next and
we interact as acquaintances.