Constipated glance at the foot of the stairs Captured by seller’s remorse A man leaves the room having bought some wears No further discourse. Patiently the buyer sneaks from the house And enters his designer car There sits the homeowner’s traded spouse Waiting to be taken to the bar Key turns, engine roars The wife hikes her skirt The man checks for sores Her previous titleholder stumbled to the dirt Says that he wants back his wife Though soon brought to realize he had just sold her life.