**** is such a lovely way
to say just what you're thinking.
And you might find you say it more
on days when you've been drinking.

It's used most as an adjective
like "You're my ******* chum."
It's also useful as a verb
like "May I **** your ***?"

It's also used in other words
like "Abso-*******-lutely."
It conveys rage or sarcasm
like "Someone ******* shoot me!"

"*******!" said the angry man
that you cut off this morning.
"**** your mom and **** your dad!
How bout some ******* warning?"

You used it to describe your God.
"Oh Jesus ******* Christ!"
That's what you screamed up to the sky
when your hand met the knife.

You used it to describe your girl.
"You stupid ******* *****!
You ****** around! I know you did!
I've got the ******* itch!"

You talk about your ******* boss.
He's such a ******* *****.
He ****** you on your ******* check
cause he ***** ******* ****.

Yes **** is such a lovely phrase
to sing or scream or murmur
Say it to the wrong man, though
and you'll get ******* murdered.