I watch a news programme with the lady that has brought me up a woman in her 80’s that keeps a tree log inside her room just beside the door frame ready, one she can use on a burglar
I know that if anyone tried it on, my instincts hear the whole house; and then, good bye thief. I tap out the articles, make us a tea, and discuss the strange world with her just now they were talking about vinyl sales, ebola, and children.