You raised the bar, Darlin'
on wholesale love.

You're such a pretty cat, me Darlin'
but you **** doves!

You're such a pretty cat, Darlin'
but you **** doves!

You raised the bar, Darlin'
on wholesale love.

I'm just a pretty boy, my Darlin'
here to implore your love.

I'm just a pretty boy, my Darlin'
but you **** doves,
or was that rabbits?
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* No animals were harmed in the writing of these lyrics, but regrettably, a few injuries did occur at a subsequent recording session.