Yes, I remember the red vividly...
Sprawled all over a tiled white
The blow was a perfect angle
Ensuring the fall had been fatal

I looked around and saw a gathering audience
The consequence of the Act would soon follow
And I'd ave to pay for this dastardly deed

It was an accident, innocuous I'd say
If it wasn't for the steep price I had to pay
A sublime bottle of aged Ambrosia
Had slipped through my grasp unhindered
Met its untimely demise
On the unyielding floor it encountered...

...Now I stood empty handed
My evening ruined and pockets emptied!