A Christmas drunk Twis the night beforeChistmas. And all through the house beer bottles was scattered. While the ******* were hung from the five strippers we had. The kids are locked in their bedrooms While Lady ga ga sang out loud. When I stagger to the window to see. Old Grandma was getting a Christmas kiss from the pizza boy down the street. Old Santa drove right by in his new Chevy truck saying you all are a bunch of drunks. As he drove out of sight I did hear him say. "have a Bud for me and I'll see you on NewYears night.