The red tomato
is dancing around my plate.
While i try and stab it with my fork.

I stab it hard
and it goes flying.
It goes oh so very far.

i turn on the tv
and see
that my tomato flew all the way to japan.

Now its wanted in japan.
for hitting someone in the head.
Its very funny you see.

My cousin sees and says
"Wow cousin i never knew
You had such strength."

I laugh and say
*"And i never would have known
If it wasnt for the wanted Japanese tomato."