WHEN WE FINALLY MAKE IT HOME FROM OUR HOUR LONG TRAIN RIDE FROM THE CITY BACK TO THE BROOKLYN JUNGLE WHERE WE'RE LIVING IN THAT, WAY TOO FAR, ALWAYS GRITTY, PART OF NEW YORK CITY, I CARRY THEM BECAUSE THOSE FOUR FLIGHTS UP TO THE HEAT WE CAN'T ESCAPE IS TOO MUCH EVEN FOR MY SEASONED LEGS HUFFING AND PUFFING THIGHS ACHING CHEST BURNING I HATE TO SEE THEM IN PAIN IMAGINE THE SENSATIONS THEY MUST FEEL HAVING TO WALK SO FAR UP JUST TO BE LOCKED IN UNTIL THE NEXT WEEKEND BEGINS