Went to visit grandparents, decided I never want to be old I have trouble keeping up as it is: Technology is too fast paced Phones are too small (and who needs one when they’re seven?) Movies have too many explosions All my music is from at least twenty years ago
While I’m planning my eternal youth I forget I take up space I feel four hard smacks on the rear Apparently I was blocking an elderly woman’s wheels “Sorry for the love tap, you were in the way” I wasn’t sure how to feel A bit violated perhaps It might have been, well, kind of nice If she didn’t predate Christ
For lunch we sat with a kind couple Marjorie and Phil She wore all brown, with a necklace of whittled wooden giraffes He was dressed like a lumberjack, pants mid-torso, flood-ready We talked about a few things… Mahler symphonies, Latin, obscure mountain villages Both of them seemed perfectly content You know, old age doesn’t seem so bad As long as you have someone to share it with