My niece came round for dinner promising lots of laughs with pizza and a movie since I'm stuck here on my **** she brought a pepperoni good and spicy just for me the DVD she brought along added the extra cheese. It was a tale of vampires poor persecuted folks that fall in love with schoolgirls as I sat waiting for the jokes The fun was not forthcoming thought my niece seemed quite enthralled with this badly acted nightmare as I sat there appalled I saw a good bit coming as the blazing sun shone down on the pasty long dead hero thinking that in flames he'd drown. I waited for destruction for the burning pain to start Instead the ****** twinkled like a little glowing star. I've never seen such ******* such complete and utter crap as our pasty long dead hero glowed inside the vampire trap. By the end my niece was crying and frankly so was I when she reached down for the sequel with a tear still in her eye. I told her I was fine now I begged her to go home I told her I was happy to be here on my own. But the little brat insisted that I watch the whole ****** lot I told her it's a broken leg not a lobotomy I've got. I quickly sent her packing back to her own sweet home with her ****** little box set and to leave me well alone.