Spoke to a friend the other day, a wonderful, talented songwriter who warms hearts and is so loved. "If you can write heart felt poetry, Jeremy, then any woman will wilt, and melt into your arms." Sooooo........ What about my poems on poo? Up inside my ***, that too? The drivel I write when I'm depressed? Or feel sorry ones written 'cos I'm repressed? Got some weird ***** in my head much of it best left unsaid One day if I find myself a girl who sends my heart into a twirl honestly all that I would plead is she hasn't the ability to read