Crunching over the surface, the bold warriors go wave after wave of custard will not fill the men with woe rhubarb in abundance doesn't slacken their resolve any sprinkled sugar with their sweat they will dissolve though relentlessly they battle on, the end it will come soon "for heaven's sake men,mind the ****** spoon......."
This is making me crave a pudding, all I have is jaffa cakes and scots pancakes (mouldy) I need a woman to shop for me..