I read a
report once
about teaching monkeys
how to use vending
machines

and they put these little coins
in the machine and out popped
a grape and the monkeys were
very smart and learned to treasure
the coins and the scientists all
jumped with glee it and made
for a great story

but as I was sitting there,
reading all this,
I kept wondering where
they thought the line was
before they stopped teaching
monkeys and started teaching
people