Today is the day You celebrate your life Blow out some candles Cut your cake with a knife I haven’t had As many as you And probably still wont listen You know that is true But thank you for proving me wrong The many times you did You being right when I was wrong Formed me from a kid I hope you have a great birthday And get everything you want At the end you’ll call Scott an ******* From his teasing and taunt But no matter what happens At the end of the night The leftover mashed potatoes Or a banana cream pie fight I will always be there Right or wrong We are a family We have to stay strong Cheers to you mama! Let’s party and get some ***** Here’s to the birthdays ahead And the paths we chose