When you watch football, you don't pay me any mind. This does not happen once, but you do it all the time. When you watch football, why do you talk so loud? It's only two of us, but you act as if it's a crowd. When you watch football, why do you eat so much? I fed you breakfast, lunch and dinner, yet, you still ask for a bunch. When you watch football, you turn to check out other football games. You fail to realize, your wife is going insane. By, Author & Poet, Sandra Juanita Nailing