I once knew a man who always spoke of his relationship between himself and his god He told many great stories, and I could never tell if he was serious or not Because most of them were about things I had never seen or heard of before It didn't matter much anyway if the stories were true or just stories Because they were incredibly interesting I once knew a woman who was a vegetarian, meaning she wouldn't eat any meat She said it was because she wanted to help save the animals and stop animal cruelty And I could never tell if she was really helping the world or not, seeing as I was still eating burgers for lunch It didn't matter much anyway if she was really helping the animals Because she looked great I once wrote you a letter about how much you meant to me I said you meant more than anything in the world to me, and that I loved you very much And you never could tell if I had meant what I said, because I wasn't good at expressing my feelings It didn't matter much anyway if I couldn't show you how much I loved you Because you weren't going to feel the same