There they were, all shining clear and see-through plastic the hole’s on top like the Pantheon in Rome all open to the skies the flies the opaque yellows and pinks mangoes and pineapples with names like rasbamango and applefluff people walked accessorized cups in hand brains frozen from the combination of low fat probiotic, bionic yoghurt and fruits that could never, ever have grown in Connemara.