A sly young dud with a cheshire cat smile Was adept in the ways of deception and guile He WILL take what you got Just entertain him for a while He'll **** you of your ways like they're going out of style He's mad as a hatter Yes, he's crazy as a loon Let him feast on you too long You'll burst like a balloon Put salt in your deepest wound Weave you through his evil loom Take from you your dearest child Rip him right out of the womb
This one isn't done yet but it's been a while, and I want to know what you think!