I know that you got into a relationship with a guy who only married you for your money and your huge ****.
I know that you're branching out of the dead gardens of your relationship to sew seeds in my field, and they keep dying.
I know that you know how I feel about about it all and you know that I think you're a great guy. I am not the liver transplant for this liqueur-derailed dance you're doing.
We're all sorry.
Your victimhood is a virulent strain infecting everyone but me.