This just-in
the weather is turning sour
over fifty buckets (sizzle) filling the once pleasant (static crash)

This just in
an unnamed man is on a spree
in a shopping (click sizzle)
south of new Brighton (static crash)

This just happened
right in front of our eyes,
I could swear, I
wasn't looking (static crash)

This just in
he's under too much rubble
at this stage the rescue effort
looks grim (static crash)

This just in
a su- (hiss) bomber (hiss)
500 people are feared de- (hiss)
many more casualties (static crash)

He was Justin
now he just isn't.