On behalf all of us who make bad decisions, and worse excuses for them I’d like to say that I’m sorry
I heard about how hard you worked on that science fair project and how the teacher didn’t believe you Because a week ago, someone like me used the same excuse to get out of turning an assignment in on time.
And I’d like to say I’m sorry, for all the exams you studied for days to get a C on and all the ones we aced without trying. I promise, it wasn’t our fault, we’re just lucky guessers I guess we could be little Irish Like four leaf clovers are running though our bloodstreams.
On behalf of all of us who cried wolf, because we fell asleep and lost track of a few sheep. I’d like to say that I’m sorry that the boss didn’t accept the puncture wounds as proof because we went too far one too many times for anyone to be trusted anymore.
For always taking the easy way out. For every little white lie we told, that snowballed into an avalanche and took you with it as it raced downhill.
On behalf of all of us whose dog did not, in fact, eat our homework to you, the kid with a genuine excuse. I would have liked to say I’m sorry. I even had this whole apology written out -It was cool, and rather poetic, if you ask me-
But there was this freak accident this morning involving traveling circus, a ******* and a ham sandwich -Trust me, you don’t want to know the details-
Okay, you got me I guess some old habits die hard.