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Sep 2014
So its a Saturday night, and you haven't got any plans
You're bored of watching TV and all the hate programs
The poster of George Bush has no place for more knives
How long before you can take some American lives!

So then turn on your computer and start the browser
Go to a nice **** website, and you'll be like, Yowza!
All the envy and the hate that always bugs
will melt away once you see a good pair of jugs!

Don't hate don't hate, just *******!
Don't hate don't hate, just *******!

So what if your dad would break your neck
if he ever saw you jiggle your third leg
Even a pious man like you's gotta get his release
and when it feels this good, O Yes please!

Don't hate don't hate, just *******!
Don't hate don't hate, just *******!

You tried talking to a girl you saw the other day
You hoped she was pretty under all those veils
So she hit you with her sandal, what did you expect
Come watch some ****, the girls there are nice as heck!

Don't hate don't hate, just *******!
Don't hate don't hate, just *******!

Americans can wait, they ain't going nowhere
they're so fat anyway, they make Arabs look like hares
Come make friends with your own hands
I promise, there's nothing better in all the sands!

Don't hate don't hate, just *******!
Don't hate don't hate, just *******!

A tissue and lubricant is all you need
The pleasure is really worth the time indeed!
Doesn't matter what you like, its all out there!
All sizes and shapes, even goats if you care
Even a ***** magazine will do just fine
So sit back, relax and give your best friend a good shine!
Hate, bad. Pleasure, good.
Siddharth Penmetcha
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