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Crippled ole gal
Once was a god but he got hired by
HALLIBURTON
as an anti - terrorism consultant
and says he is doing more for humanity now
And is certainly more loved !
( take that you Liberals )
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A new law is going thru Congress
giving the states the power to grant
Rape licenses
On the grounds that studies show
That women aren't actually harmed by rape
And that men have the right to the pleasure
Rape provides them
That is impossible to obtain in any other way
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Corporate money is pouring into Washington
As the elites highly favor the bill
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In other news
86 poets on HP gleefully wrote of
Killing or maiming ex- lovers
Generating
811 likes and approvals
And many thanking the poet for the great idea
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360,000 children died in oil wars this week
And 500,000 starved to death
Bringing in a massive world wide response
Of
HO HUM
SO WHAT?
That caused god to say
DON'T LOOK AT ME
I WORK FOR HALLIBURTON
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THIS JUST IN !!
Of those on HP
715 poets got laid today
Resulting in 217 self mutilations by razor blade
4116 screaming hussy fits
3 orgasms
And ( fortunately ) no pregnancies
( though I know most of you don't know of
the connection between sex and pregnancies
Or between pregnancy and child birth )
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The level of MISERY AND DESPAIR
Has been upgraded from
INTOLERABLE
to
OH SHIT / WE 'RE ALL DEAD
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The poets responded
DEAD ? Of COURSE WE 'RE DEAD !
WE WERE BORN DEAD !
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I seen some kid walking with his head down
Thru the rain drenched streets
I tried to catch up with him
But I couldn't and he's gone