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Crippled  ole gal

Once was a god but he got hired by

HALLIBURTON

as an anti - terrorism consultant

and says he is doing more for humanity  now

And is certainly more loved !

( take that you Liberals )

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A new law is going thru Congress

giving the states the power to grant

**** licenses

On the grounds that studies show

That women aren't actually harmed by ****

And that men have the right to the pleasure

**** provides them

That is impossible to obtain in any other way

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Corporate money is pouring into Washington

As the elites highly favor the bill

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In other  news

86 poets on HP gleefully wrote of

Killing or maiming ex- lovers

Generating

811 likes and approvals

And many thanking the poet for the great idea

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360,000 children died in oil wars this week

And 500,000 starved to death

Bringing in a massive world wide response

Of

** HUM
SO WHAT?

That caused god to say

DON'T LOOK AT ME
I WORK FOR HALLIBURTON

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THIS JUST IN !!

Of those on HP

715 poets got laid today

Resulting in 217 self mutilations by razor blade

4116 screaming ***** fits

3 *******

And ( fortunately ) no pregnancies

( though I know most of you don't know of
the connection between *** and pregnancies
Or between pregnancy and child birth )

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The level of MISERY AND DESPAIR

Has been upgraded from

INTOLERABLE

to

OH **** / WE 'RE ALL DEAD

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The poets responded

DEAD ?  Of COURSE WE 'RE DEAD !

WE WERE BORN DEAD !

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I seen some kid walking with his head down

Thru the rain drenched streets

I tried to catch up with him

But I couldn't and he's gone