The intellectuals can explain everything,
they have all the answers,
smart ***** in their own right,
they might last about sixty-seconds
in a real firefight.
Well maybe the intellectuals
should go to war.
After all, those are braniacs who invented
all those advanced killing machines,
the weapons of mass destruction.
Just imagine,
just imagine
how dumb
the world would be
without them.
It would be paradise.