I do not like your mobile phone
I do not like its ringing tone
I do not like it here nor there
I do not like it any where
I do not like it on a plane
nor when I’m on a crowded train
not in a bus not in a car
not even in a crowded bar
I do not want to hear it ping
or even worse Madonna sing
I do not like the sound of pop
enough no more it has to stop
so let me make this very clear
your phone I do not want to hear
and should it ever start to ring
I’ll come and smash the wretched thing
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